Get Psyched For The Most Drug-Taking, Sex-Having Harry Potter Yet!

Hey, this may be the Harry Potter movie I've been waiting for. Requiem for a Muggle Dream. Hermione goes ass-to-ass, using a magic wand as the dildo! Is there any way to work a naked Jessica Alba into the mix? As I see it, the great thing about Jessica Alba getting naked in a Potter movie is that it's still fun for the kids!