Jeff was, as I guess you all know, the king of pop.

Hereinafter (or henceforth, as the case may be), I am going to do you the favor of penetrating the media's secret code. Whenever they announce a Goldblum tribute, they tend to mask it with a pseudonym like "Michael Jackson" or some such generic thing. I guess they do that to keep the venues from being swamped with Goldblum fanatics. I'm simply going to dispense with the pseudonym and report the Goldblum tributes as they occur.