"The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead."

Note that that is a verbatim quote.

(This paragraph is accompanied by a pic of a Mr. Skumavc nursing his dildo-bruised brow. I'm not kidding.)

I gotta get me to the Northern Territory. That is my kind of place.