A Chinese city has broken the world record for the largest-ever bikini parade.
This day will probably mark the ultimate turning point in the fate of The American Empire. We have had our rise, and our fall has begun. In the past we have allowed the Chinese to surpass us in many things, but this is the worst because it is truly on our home turf. It's the same as if a Chinese football team had defeated our Super Bowl champs.
Let's face the facts. If we can't lead the world in bikini parades, the very essence of America has evaporated into history.