Monday, November 12, 2012

Another Nobel candidate researching alcohol consumption: "People Who Live Close To Bars Drink More Heavily"
My own current scientific study, financed by a multi-million dollar government grant, is attempting to determine whether a significant increase in the food consumption of bears will cause more shit in the woods.


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