Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Scoop's other least manly things done by manly men.

In the spirit of General Petraeus sending dozens of lovelorn e-mails every day to his ex-mistress, here are:

Scoop's other least manly things done by manly men.

Sully Sullenberger - made some chick a mix tape.

Chuck Yeager - drives with two hands at 10 and 2 o'clock.

Sean Connery - watched every minute of the royal wedding.

Muhammad Ali - owns every book of Rod McKuen's poetry.

Babe Ruth - fished with a bobber

John Daly - actually preferred to lay up short

Knuckles Nilan - all-time master of Dungeons and Dragons

Jason Statham - can't drive a stick

Andrew "Ol' Hickory" Jackson - knew the difference between eggshell, cream, off-white and ivory

Blackjack Pershing - always carried an umbrella into battle, "just in case"

Kinky Friedman - relaxes in a bubble bath with scented candles and some Kenny G

Bob Uecker - can't get enough Charades.

George Patton - knew all the words to "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"

Sam Elliott - regularly performs falsetto Air Supply songs at his local karaoke bar.

Johnny Unitas - owned several tear-stained Judy Garland albums.

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