"This is America and in America, it's a well known fact that the paparazzi are going to be crouching in front of an arriving limo at a film premiere ready for that upskirt shot of gold. So to wear a tight, high skirt, go commando and then act surprised that both sets of your lips got caught smiling on celluloid is a little bit of B.S. Which is why we're calling shenanigans on Anne Hathaway."