Thursday, January 03, 2013

Scarlett Johansson Hacker Sentenced to 10 years, awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom

The President wrapped the medal around his neck and said, “On behalf of your fellow citizens, I thank you for your courageous and selfless service in embarrassing these over-paid and over-celebrated assholes. You have brought them one step closer to the cold, soulless reality of the world that we all know.”

A confused Christopher Chaney then boarded a bus to the prison in which he would serve out his ten year sentence.


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