Tuesday, January 08, 2013

"Vero Beach woman pulls gun, poops in kitchen after finding hubby with another woman"
"I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?"

Indeed! It is that very question which has troubled mankind's greatest thinkers from Socrates to Dina Lohan. Socrates had already reasoned out the part about pooping in the kitchen, but it would be centuries until gunpowder came along.


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