Monday, July 25, 2016

Australia boycott Rio athletes village, 'not safe, not ready'

Australia boycott Rio athletes village, 'not safe, not ready'

Just because the plumbing and electricity don't work? C'mon, ya freakin' funny-hat wearin' mofos, check your first-world privilege.

"Problems include blocked toilets, leaking pipes, exposed wiring, darkened stairwells where no lighting has been installed and dirty floors in need of a massive clean. In operations areas water has come through the ceiling resulting in large puddles on the floor around cabling and wiring."

So you won't hear any complaints from the Slavic guys!! It'll feel just like Dubrovnik or Bratislava.

And you won't hear the entrants from Mozambique whining. Of course, that could be because they wouldn't know the difference between a working and a non-working toilet, but that's not the point. You Ozzies have the honor of Australia to uphold. You think Crocodile Dundee would complain about a non-working toilet? Hell, no. He'd complain if they put him in a building with a WORKING toilet. He'd take his bedroll outside and sleep with the zika mosquitos and use an anaconda for a pillow, like a real man. And if he had to shit on the ground, he'd kill a capybara and use its fur to wipe his ass.



Update: The mayor of Rio de Janeiro has offered to get a kangaroo for the Australian Olympic team after they refused to move into the Athletes' Village over safety fears.

"We want them to feel at home here."

No worries there. Just as in Australia, almost everything in Rio can kill you.

The only problem is that the Aussies are just used to being cautious about the plants and animals; not the water, the people, the food and the buildings.

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