Monday, July 18, 2016

Dave Barry misses naked woman protest at GOP convention

Dave Barry misses naked woman protest at GOP convention

"In the midst of the protest crowd I spotted a bearded man wearing unusual clothing and a large rubber boot on his head. This was my old friend Vermin Supreme, who is running for president, as always, on a three-pronged platform of (1) free ponies for every American, (2) zombie-apocalypse awareness and (3) mandatory toothbrushing. You may laugh, but he finished fourth in the New Hampshire Democratic primary with 259 votes. Really. At the Cleveland protest he was hitting himself with a pool noodle and yelling 'STOP RESISTING!' Right now he’s looking pretty sane to me."

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