Monday, October 31, 2016

4 Creepy Realities Of Being A Real Life Exorcist

4 Creepy Realities Of Being A Real Life Exorcist

I dunno. One of the exorcists they interviewed was named "Josh." It's hard to imagine any demons being being scared of a Josh. "Oh, hi, I'm Josh. I'm here to drive Satan from your grandpa."

If you're thinking of going into the exorcism biz, you'll need a name that's august and intimidating. Try Kristof or Wilhelm or Victor. Then add a van or von to your last name. If Satan comes face-to-face with Wilhelm von Strom, he knows his foe is formidable, but when the Lord of Darkness is pitted against Josh or Todd he feels like Alabama playing Rutgers.

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