Why The Most F-ed Up Show On TV (Is Thomas The Tank Engine) | Cracked.com
"The first half of Day Of The Diesels is about Thomas dumping his best friend, Percy, for a girl. When a new train named Belle comes to the island, Thomas takes a liking to her and shows her around. She shows interest in seeing the Dieselworks, because she's not bags of shit packed into steel, and Thomas declares (right in front of a diesel engine) not to go there, because it's dirty and full of diesels. When you're on a first date, it's good to leave the impression that you're an overwhelming racist."