Nation's worst drivers are in Utah (???)
Who would have guessed that Mormons were so aggressive? I'll bet there's an inverse relationship between polite behavior and polite driving.
It's a good thing those Amish only drive buggies.
And don't get me started on those Canadians. They'll even run you over with a Zamboni.
To be serious for a moment, I'm having a hard time buying into this, not just because of my probably baseless stereotype that Mormons are polite, sober and non-aggressive, but because "CarInsuranceComparison.com ranked Utahns as the nation's second-BEST drivers in 2014, leaning heavily on low fatality and drunken-driving rates then."
The people of Utah must have really fallen apart since 2014.