Just a reminder: Sunday is Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day
We wish you and yours the warmest of holiday greetings and hope you spend it the traditional way, with nuts roasting o'er an open fire.
It's a lot like Christmas except instead of a Penis Day tree, we use a bush, but we still hang balls on it, right beside the festive Penis Day candies, mostly suckers. Of course, I'm a traditionalist. Some modern people prefer to celebrate the penis without a bush.
Here a photo album of some of the merry celebrants from a few years ago.