20 Funniest Jokes From 'One Night Only: Alec Baldwin' Roast
"A lot of people think Alex has a short temper, but I would never say that because he would immediately beat the shit out of me. I’m so sorry to cuss. I must sound like an Alec Baldwin voicemail."
"There are advantages to being married to a man Alec's age. For one thing, he's a wonderful grandfather to our children."
"He gets inside the roles he plays and hangs on. In 1992, in Glengarry Glen Ross, he played a smug asshole and he’s never broken character."