Friday, July 14, 2017

Does this painting prove ALIENS were present at the Crucifixion?

Does this painting prove ALIENS were present at the Crucifixion?

Sure, this may sound like nutbaggery, but hear me out ...

I'm not exactly Mr. Theology, but I think this theory actually confirms the Bible. In the Gospel of either St Matthew or St. Chuck (I'm kidding. It's in Matthew 16:28), Jesus says: "Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom." In other words, somebody present in the lifetime of Jesus is still alive today, waiting for Him to come again. That would be complete nonsense if Jesus had been referring to a human, but what if some standing there were aliens with lifespans of several millennia, or the ability to travel at speeds and distances which confound the ordinary human limitations of the time-space continuum? To state it another way, aliens HAD to be present there ...

... if the Bible is literally true.

3 comments:

  1. Given that the Gospel of Matthew also has a zombie attack on Jerusalem (27:51-53), I'd be inclined to rule against the hypothesis of inerrancy.

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    1. I'm thinkin' you could probably find a few other minor boo-boos as well.

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    2. 2000 years late but moving fast...

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