Sunday, August 20, 2017

Virginia is renaming the Jefferson Davis Highway and is asking the internet for suggestions

Virginia is renaming the Jefferson Davis Highway and is asking the internet for suggestions

What could go wrong? Will it end up the Lost Causeway or the Trail of Traitors? Or perhaps Roady McRoadface?

Personally, I can't decide between the Benedict Arnold Highway and Intercity Rosenberg.

You really want to keep the whole traitor theme intact.

6 comments:

  1. I sent in my suggestion: The Virginia State Cowardly Jump on the Bandwagon Politicians Highway!

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  2. I propose "Pickett's Charge Highway" with toll booths built on it. Not quite within the theme, but at least it's within the era of the original name.

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  3. I don't suppose they'd entertain the "Hitler Was Gay" Highway as a title?

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    1. Or maybe in the vernacular of the alt right, "Hitler Was A Cuck" Highway?

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  4. How about the President of Treasonous States Highway?

    What is it with 'patriots' worshiping traitors? What is patriotic about that?

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  5. A true patriot worships his country, defends his government when it needs it and supports his President when he (or she) has earned it. All other causes are for other titles and times.

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