Aspiring Rapper Killed In Fight Over Hot Pocket Sandwich
Killed by another rapper - or by Jim Gaffigan?
Those gangsta rappers are a tough crowd. I once offered a Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart to one on a cruise, and he screwed my pelvis to a cake-stand because it was not the frosted kind.
But I deserved it. I had transgressed the unwritten law.