Thursday, September 28, 2017

Sex and the City 3 has been shelved

Steel yourself for heartbreak - Sex and the City 3 has been shelved

It's because Kim Cattrall is being difficult, but to me it makes no sense to shut things down because of that. Just work it into the plot, as they did with Paul Walker's death in the Fast and Furious films. Kim's character was sexually promiscuous, so the producers can take on a social conscience and explain her absence by saying she died of an STD.

The other characters could mourn her for about three seconds, and then decide that the only way to console themselves while honoring her memory is to shop for dozens of new shoes in Paris on the Rue Saint Honore and Boulevard Saint-Germain! Then the superficial hijinks resume their normal course in a new and even more romantic location.

Problem solved by Christian Louboutin and Jimmy Choo, with an assist from Uncle Scoopy.

5 comments:

  1. I agree with most of what you say, except I don't think Sex and the City 3 should happen.

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    1. Luckily, the world is scheduled to end soon, either from a collision with Planet X or a nuclear showdown between the bad hair twins, so we should be able to avoid a Sex and the City 3.

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  2. Article says this is all she's really known for. Ha! I know her more for excellent, Oscar-worthy performance in the cinema classic, Porky's, years before that chick show. Now THAT was acting.

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