Sunday, November 19, 2017

King Henry VIII ordered for Meghan Markle's ancestor to be beheaded 

King Henry VIII ordered Meghan Markle's ancestor to be beheaded

Well he had to, didn't he? The guy had broken the unwritten law.

If Harry gets to be king and she cheats on him, her beheading would be a family tradition.

And what a media event! I'll bet that would draw more viewers than the Oscars and the Super Bowl added together. What a product placement opportunity. "Miss Markle, have you any last words or requests?" "Nothing would help me face the executioner better than a Zagnut bar and a cold, sparkling Pepsi. It's the pause that refreshes!"

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