Monday, November 06, 2017

"When The Texas Parishioners Were Murdered, God Was Answering Their Prayers"

"When The Texas Parishioners Were Murdered, God Was Answering Their Prayers"

"Dear Lord, we humbly beseech Thee, in Thy wisdom, to cause the merciless slaughter of these children and their parents, allowing them to pass immediately into heaven, as well as to keep the godless heathen liberals from passing any laws which may prevent future parishioners from attaining the same eternal reward."

5 comments:

  1. There are still people in the hospital. Maybe some will die giving you more opportunities for hilarious jokes!

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    1. Of course I was making a joke about the people who say God was answering their prayers with their deaths and the deaths of their children. Those people SHOULD be ridiculed.

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  2. I'm pretty sure it's OK to make fun of the people who will take no action to prevent such events in the future.

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  3. Who first said 'comedy equals tragedy plus timing'?

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  4. and this drillbit calls himself a Lutheran? Probably thinks Martin Luther nailed 95 feces to the church door.

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