Monday, December 04, 2017

Mr. Skin's Top 10 Celeb Nude Scenes of 2017

Mr. Skin's Top 10 Celeb Nude Scenes of 2017

A few notes:

I do agree with his high placement of the obscure Natalie Krill in Below the Mouth. That was a helluva scene!

Although The Deuce was pretty much non-stop nudity, the Skinster couldn't find a scene worthy of Top 10 status.

Biel's scene was too brief. #5 seems way too high. If you're gonna put a butt-only scene on the list, I prefer Mary Elizabeth Winstead's scene in Fargo, s3e1.


Other scenes I prefer to some on the list:

Michelle Rodriguez in The Assignment

Diane Farr in Palm Swings

Madeline Zima in Twin Peaks

Lucy Hale in Dude

Carrie Coon in The Leftovers

Jamie Neumann in The Deuce. (Or Margarita Levieva, or Emily Meade, or Amber Noyes)

Madison McKinley in Flaked and Palm Swings

Valeria Bilello in Sense8

Nicole Kidman in Big Little Lies

Sheena Sakai in Power

Marion Cotillard in Ismael's Ghosts

Georgina Leeming in Virgin

Brianna Brown in The Evil Within

Allie Gallerani in The Institute

Emilia Clarke in Voice From the Stone

Other possibilities: Louisa Krause in The Girlfriend Experience, Michelle Dockery in Godless, Yetide Badaki in American Gods, Joanna Going in Kingdom, Hannah James and Caitriona Balfe in Outlander, Naomi Watts and Sophie Cookson in Gypsy, Elisabeth Moss in Top of the Lake s02e05, Hannah Murray in Detroit, Grace Van Patten in The Meyerowitz Stories


  1. Disagree about The Deuce. Jamie Neumann's scene was fantastic.

    1. I liked it as well, and I already had that one on my list to include on the annual ballot, but I don't think it will finish very high.

  2. Emily Meade was a win for me - but mostly because I have a thing for her. Your's always seems more spot on than Mr. Skin.

  3. I thought MRod in Assignment turned out to be entirely cgi?

    1. Not sure. It was all smoke and mirrors when she was a guy, but I haven't heard anything about the female parts. Have you?

  4. Deeply disagree on Biel, Russell, and Ricci. They've all been nude before, in better scenes. Ricci is also wearing what even she called a hilarious merkin, so it's just a topless scene, not even frontal. Ricci topless isn't a rarity.

    1. Lucy Hale is a big one he omitted.

    2. I was surprised to see Russell and Biel on the list. I wasn't surprised to see Ricci on the list, but I never expected her to be #1.

    3. The Lucy Hale scene wasn't an official release. It was party of a data breach. It is scheduled to be seen officially some time in 2018.