Line of the day: "The president spent five hours at his Trump International Golf Club on Saturday, but White House staffers did not disclose his activities while there."
What could he possibly be doing by spending five hours on a golf course? That's a real head-scratcher!
Press secretary Scoop: He used one of their conference rooms to get an intelligence briefing on the situation in Iran.
Secretary Scoop does not mention: he doesn't even know that Iran is the name of a country. He thinks it is an Apple product.