Donald Trump visit to London called off amid fears of mass protests
Does he think the UK is one of his "shitholes"? I wasn't expecting some kind of English Inquisition.
Nobody expects the English Inquisition! Surprise is our main weapon
well, surprise and maybe the restaurants
oh, and the hotels
oh, and maybe the climate
and the lack of computerization
and the soccer hooligans
Start again. Amongst our weaponry, ...
(Just kidding, Brits. Love it there.)
By the way, Trump blamed the cancellation of his trip on Obama because ... well, because he's Trump.