Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Eliot Spitzer accused of threatening to stab man in the genitals

Eliot Spitzer accused of threatening to stab man in the genitals

Client Nine declared, "I'm going to fucking stab you with a fucking knife in the cock."

"Antolini said the argument lasted about 20 minutes before Spitzer was escorted out of the Greek restaurant."

Man, there's a major trend of giving people the ol' heave-ho into the cold. In the past week or so, it has been Jon Snow tossed into the snow, then Stephen Miller chucked into the street, and now Eliot Spitzer heaved into the gutter. I guess I've lived a sheltered life because I thought this kind of humiliating ejection only happened in old-time saloons in Western movies.

Although in Spitzer's case, I believe he would probably pay women to do this, so he kind of got a discount by being humiliated for free.


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