Wednesday, January 03, 2018

Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Nude Scenes, Year 2017

Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Nude Scenes, Year 2017

I closed the voting after about 20 hours because the results were already written in stone. It was like ABC calling Utah for the Republican twenty seconds after the polls close. Nobody was going to take down Alison Brie this year, as she got more votes than the next two contenders added together. The battle for second place might have produced a different result because Lily James won by a single vote, but what difference does it make? Second or third, big deal!

Because I stopped the voting with only 500 votes cast, there were a lot of ties near the bottom. There just wasn't enough time for them to separate. I don't really consider that such a bad thing because it allows us to look at 24 scenes instead of 20. (There was an eight-way tie for 17th, with eight votes apiece.) Here are the arithmetical totals, for anyone who cares, and last year's are here.

As has been my wont recently, I used Mirror Creator to store the free clips. I know it's annoying, but at least it allows non-members to see the clips if they have the desire and the patience. Needless to say, members should not mess with those Mirror Creator links. Just log in to the members' area and search the zipped film clips for anything you like. You already have access to everything with your membership. I got those clips from the back issues to begin with!

(For those non-members uninitiated to the mysteries of Mirror Creator, you have to click on most things twice before they will finally work. The first click usually leads to some utter crap. When you get to the part where you are choosing a link source, I usually find Uploaded and Zippyshare to be the least annoying and most transparent of the storage locker sites, although there aren't any that are completely straightforward. Given the nature of my blogs, I end up chasing down files on those sites every day, and I dread the experience.)

11 comments:

  1. I voted for Lily James, but it's a bit of a surprise that Kabby Borders didn't receive a single vote.

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  2. I think this is clearly a case of voting for the actress, because really there was nothing special about the scenes. Everybody's wanted to see Brie for a long time. If she had done what Jamie Neumann did, the Internet would have lost it's collective mind.

    The 2018 contest may already be over, BTW, if the rumors are true about Alex DD in I Am Not A Bird.

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  3. It's definitely about the actress. You can get full frontal clear lit nudity with plenty of no-name or porn actresses in movies...any of them would be better in that regard.

    But they ain't Alison Brie.

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  4. Yeah, the two main factors are

    (1) do we like the actress?
    (2) has she been naked before

    I like Alison Brie as much as everyone else. She's totally charming, approachable, funny, cute as can be, and has a great figure. Having noted that, I voted for Krill. Now THAT was a scene! If Natalie Portman had done that scene, she would have gotten a higher percentage of the votes than Saddam Hussein used to get in the Iraqi elections. (He once, without irony, claimed to exceed 100% of the voting-age population.)

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  5. Yeah that Krill scene was next level. Something no big star would ever do...it's excellent and she's hot as hell.

    You're right about Portman...she wouldn't have gotten all the votes, she would have actually caused the internet infrastrucure to fail to do overuse.

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  6. Have we become so desensitized to good nudity that a mediocre topless scene from a decently cute actress is NINETEEN spots better than a hot actress, going full frontal, in great lighting, using a faucet as a dildo for what feels like one of the most real orgasms ever recorded on film? Come one. These millennials are killing me.

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  7. I'm no millennial. I'm Gen-X with great taste!

    And again, explicit nudity is nice and all...but I can also see that in The Bare Wench Project or go watch any number of art videos on Vimeo. It ain't everything!

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  8. This is supposed to be "The Top 20 Nude Scenes of the Year". Not "The Scene Where We Finally Got to See (Insert famous name here)'s nipples. That Krill scene was a mainstream actress. Not some C-lister on a Skinemax flick.

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  9. I voted for Lucy hale. Combo: she'd never been naked, she looked fantastic, and it was a hot scene.

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  10. Hey Scoopyisking, to some people seeing a b-movie babe writhing around with big fake tits on some other model with big fake tits may be the nude scene of the year.

    When Scoopy listed the poll, he didn't specify "Mainstream Actress in Long Well Lit Scene Showing Everything in Mainstream Film" now did he?

    Krill is great, but three seconds of Brie boob is better.

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  11. Had to go with Nathalie Emmanuel for the simple reason she has the most perfect body I have ever seen. Also, it was a pretty great scene.

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