WTF? Women's beach handball?
I assume the Olympic committee and the various amateur athletic governing bodies have looked at the TV ratings for Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball (are there actually other sports in the Olympics?), and have decided that what they need is more sports played by very fit women in tiny bikinis.
I find myself with no counter to this argument.
My proposal for new Olympic events would include women's beach Taekwondo, women's beach badminton, women's beach fencing, women's beach Hungry Hungry Hippos, women's beach Twister ...
Oh, hell, any sport that starts with "women's beach."
Even in the Winter Olympics. If you can find a beach with a slope, I'm even OK with women's beach luge.