Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave

Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave.

With balloons, dancing bears, guys on stilts in Uncle Sam costumes, and plenty of ice cream cone stands that always serve two scoops! And don't forget plenty of giant hanging pictures of Donald Trump, Stalin-style.



Seriously, he's not just asking for heroes to march in uniform so we can applaud their valor and sacrifices. That I would endorse completely. No, he wants to go full USSR, with cannons and tanks and rocket launchers, etc.



You know, just the way his nemesis, Little Rocket Boy, likes to do it.

3 comments:

  1. Will there be a battalion of armored unicorns?

    Christ, what an asshole.

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  2. How small is this man's dick ?

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