Phun is reporting that there are new leaked pictures and a sex tape featuring Hannah Teter
She’s an Olympic gold medalist in snowboarding. Or maybe waterboarding. Or train boarding. Anyway, one of the big boardings.
The guy in the sex tape is Johnny Bananas. His name to the contrary, he is not a mafia don or a crazed WWE villain, but a reality TV performer.
Isn’t “reality show performer” an oxymoron, like jumbo shrimp?
Just because someone is filming you, it doesn’t follow that you’re performing. I get so much reality in real life that I don’t watch shows about it. But isn’t the whole point that you’re just being yourself (albeit stuck on an island, sharing a house with strangers, etc.)?
I guess “reality TV show appearer” lacks pizzazz. That’s a great show in the link, though. Reality could use more of that.