Shy Congressman Wishes Other Lawmakers Would Include Him In Their Crimes August 8, 2018August 8, 2018 UncleScoopy “Shy Congressman Wishes Other Lawmakers Would Include Him In Their Crimes” (This one really is The Onion.) Share this:FacebookRedditTwitterTumblrTelegramEmail Post navigation Previous Previous post: New Zealand’s new attraction makes you a human slingshotNext Next post: Mount Everest is a ‘fecal time bomb.’