Excerpts from Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all book
This one may be TMI as far as I’m concerned.
She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” She also describes Trump’s penis as “unusual” and with a “huge mushroom head, like a toadstool.”
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
The Onion’s take: “Blood-Spattered Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Up Huge Dismembered Penis To Prove Presidential Member Completely Normal”
You owe an apology for calling her a whore.
You should apologize to whores.
Everything about this woman reminds me of the punchline to the old joke: “We know what you are; now we’re just dickering over the price.” Having admittedly had consensual sex with a billionaire she didn’t find attractive and not gotten enough moolah out of it, she later took $130,000 for the unique whore service of keeping her mouth closed. Then she realized he had political ambitions and decided she’d set her price too low and wanted to renegotiate for an even bigger blackmail payout. For this, she’s being hailed as a feminist heroine. What she’s really doing is teaching every man in America who might care about his future career never to hire a sex worker. In short, she’s actually managed the neat trick of giving whores a bad name. They should pay her to endorse sex dolls.
The Donald is giving JOHNS a bad name, get your facts straight. 😉
B.S. I get facts right for a living. If Trump was her John, then he was a John who paid $130K for one night. That makes him the best John in history. Other whores would line up to do business with a John like that. As for anyone who might be offended by me calling her a whore, please forgive me. I was fooled by the fact that her profession is having sex for money.
Roddy – The whole country suffers from TMT
This blog suffers from TMT (too much Trump)
Please, tell me less.