“FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME”
The FBI suspects the employee of organ trafficking, which is puzzling to me. The guy had 3,178 penises. Do you have to wait until you have 3200 before you can sell them? It seems that his motive might be something darker, sicker and kinkier than profit.
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