Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day … quotes and phrases to sound like a salty sea dog

Yarrr, Jim lad, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so it be

“… quotes and phrases to sound like a salty sea dog”

In a departure this year, I’ve decided to talk like a Somali Pirate:

“Is dhiib!” (Possibly preceded by “Yarrrrrrr, Abshir lad ….”)