I am currently assembling the best nude scenes of 1997, and Jamie in Poison Ivy 3 will definitely get some support in the poll.

Other powerful competitors will be:

Charlize Theron in The Devil’s Advocate

Heather Graham in Boogie Nights

Kari Wuhrer in Luscious

There were many other great scenes as well.

Andrea Thompson in a Gun, A Car, a Blonde
Helena Bonham Carter in The Wings of the Dove
Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway
Thandie Newton in Gridlock’d
Edie Falco in Firehouse
Lucy Liu in City of Industry
Kate Winslet in Titanic
Francesca Neri in Live Flesh

And that’s just some of the famous women. There were many, many more great scenes performed by less famous actresses, like Jessica Hecht in Anarchy TV, Alberta Watson in The Sweet Hereafter, Vaitaire Bandera in Stargate SG-1 and Anna Nicole Smith in Skyscraper. And there were many other big names who took off some of their clothing, like Rose McGowan, Helen Hunt, J-Lo, Demi Moore, Jennifer Connelly, Sophie Marceau, Julianne Moore, Courteney Cox, Alice Krige, etc.

Another rare shot of a famous woman naked in the fifties

As I recall there was always an exception for Sweden. I can remember sitting through an early Bergman film called Summer With Monika just to see a brief glimpse of forbidden flesh from Harriet Andersson. I was a freshman in college at the time, and the screening was co-ed, so I had to pretend that I appreciated the depth and artistry of the film. By that time (1966), Bergman’s genius was fully established, so nobody was dumb enough to say they came for the tits, at least not when the females were in the room. The truth was that the film is utterly boring, and when the guys discussed it in the dorms later, we all admitted (1) we only watched it because we heard about the nudity, and (2) we hated the movie itself. And we were right to hate it. I like, even love, many later Bergman films, but Summer With Monika is utterly soporific, and has almost nothing to recommend it other than its rare 1953 nudity.

Anyone remember I Am Curious, Yellow and I Am Curious, Blue from the mid to late 60s? Those Swedish films were notorious not only for their uninhibited flesh by contemporary standards (a woman kissing an unaroused penis, e.g.), but also for the fact that such luminaries as Yevgeny Yevtushenko and Martin Luther King, Jr. were incorporated into the plot. (Neither knew he would appear in a controversial film which many considered to be porn at the time. IACY was famously “banned in Boston,” a fact which became a marketing tool when applied to us perverts in New York!) The film was important and successful enough that it inspired articles in the news magazines, and even a Roger Ebert review. He hilariously took a total dump on it and its pretensions

That’s Swedish cinema. As for Sweden itself …

One summer when I was living in Norway, my son and I found ourselves at a beach in Sweden. We started playing an impromptu baseball game on the beach with a whiffle ball and plastic bat from my car, just to pass the time, and soon were joined by several topless teenage girls who asked us to teach them about baseball. We soon had a complicated 7-on-7 game going with about a dozen curious girls wearing only their bikini bottoms. My son’s eyes were as big as saucers. He had seen some women sunbathing in Norway, but had never seen so many topless young women just romping around in a sporting activity.

To tell the truth, neither had I. I would have been delighted if they had been in their twenties, by my own sense of societal taboos really kept me from enjoying the experience with girls who were in the 14-15 age range. I spent most of my time feeling guilty and trying not to look, even though they obviously didn’t care. I kept thinking about the fact that if somebody filmed us, I would be considered a pervert for watching the movie in The USA, let alone for starring in it!

So it goes.

Lesson for today: the guilt deeply instilled by your own upbringing is difficult, almost impossible, to overcome.

There have been 11 movies based on SNL sketches. Only two of them have been watchable: The Blues Brothers and Wayne’s World.

With only eleven to choose from, it’s amazing that some of the films on the list are among the worst films ever made. (It’s Pat, e.g.) It is a sad commentary on the genre that the totally uninspired MacGruber is the one they rated highest after the big two. It would be difficult to name ANY eight films worse than MacGruber, let alone eight from the same sub-genre. To be fair, some of the lower ones on the list (Wayne’s World 2, e.g.) actually are probably better than MacGruber, given the rather low bar they had to clear.