An M.D. took a hard look at Gwyneth Paltrow’s “wellness” products. 110 of them made claims to be beneficial to health.

“90% of products sold on goop.com under the guise of wellness cannot be backed by science and many flout common sense, never mind biological principles. Some therapies, such as the supplements, could be harmful as they are high in vitamin A and three of them contain green tea leaf extract which is associated with liver injury. The concern is so great that liver specialists specifically advice against all supplements with green tea extract even in blends. There is also the concern that many supplements don’t even contain what they say. The idea that goop is not pseudoscience is not supported by the evidence that Gwyneth Paltrow herself has carefully curated for her own website.”

Yet Paltrow claims to have a “whole team of researchers and scientists” who review her products. This is roughly equivalent to the Trumpian claim that “people are saying” certain things he can’t support with evidence.

This is the film in which Emmanuelle Beart is completely naked for two full hours.

Unfortunately, the film also includes another two hours in which she is not naked. You’ve heard the old expression “about as exciting as watching paint dry”? Well, watching paint dry for four hours is exactly what this movie is about. A real thriller!

Many critics hailed this film as a masterpiece. Tuna and I did not. Here’s our review from 15-20 years ago.

What was the best nude performance of 1997?
Heather Graham in Boogie Nights 207 ( 39.43 % )
Jennifer Connelly in Inventing the Abbots 60 ( 11.43 % )
Jaime Pressly in Poison Ivy 3 42 ( 8 % )
Charlize Theron in The Devil's Advocate 32 ( 6.1 % )
Kari Wuhrer in Luscious 27 ( 5.14 % )
Helena Carter in The Wings of the Dove 16 ( 3.05 % )
Connie Nielsen in The Devil's Advocate 15 ( 2.86 % )
Dina Meyer in Starship Troopers 14 ( 2.67 % )
Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element 9 ( 1.71 % )
Julie Benz in Darkdrive 9 ( 1.71 % )
Kate Winslet in Titanic 8 ( 1.52 % )
Jessica Hecht in Anarchy TV 8 ( 1.52 % )
Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway 7 ( 1.33 % )
Virginie Ledoyen in Heroines 6 ( 1.14 % )
Eva Habermann in Lexx - SI 6 ( 1.14 % )
Angie Harmon in Lawn Dogs 5 ( 0.95 % )
Emily Procter in Breast Men 5 ( 0.95 % )
Ming-Na Wen in One Night Stand 4 ( 0.76 % )
Andrea Thompson in A Gun, A Car, a Blonde 4 ( 0.76 % )
Lucy Liu in City of Industry 4 ( 0.76 % )
Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights 4 ( 0.76 % )
Helen Hunt in As Good as it Gets 3 ( 0.57 % )
Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown 3 ( 0.57 % )
Angie Everhart in Another 9 1/2 Weeks 3 ( 0.57 % )
Rose McGowan in Going All the Way 3 ( 0.57 % )
Jennifer Lopez in U-Turn 3 ( 0.57 % )
Rosanna Arquette in Trading Favors 2 ( 0.38 % )
Penelope Cruz in Abre Los Ojos 2 ( 0.38 % )
Sophie Marceau in Firelight 2 ( 0.38 % )
Edie Falco in Firehouse 2 ( 0.38 % )
Amy Locane in Going All the Way 2 ( 0.38 % )
Katherine Heigl in Prince Valiant 1 ( 0.19 % )
Laura Harris in Habitat 1 ( 0.19 % )
Natasha Gregson Wagner in Lost Highway 1 ( 0.19 % )
Kathleen Kinmont in The Corporate Ladder 1 ( 0.19 % )
Marie-Josee Croze in The Hunger 1 ( 0.19 % )
Thandie Newton in Gridlock'd 1 ( 0.19 % )
Anna Levine Thompson in Sue 1 ( 0.19 % )
Vaitiare Bandera in Stargate SG-1 1 ( 0.19 % )
Alberta Watson in The Sweet Hereafter 0 ( 0 % )
Ilona Elkin in The Hunger 0 ( 0 % )
Celine Bonnaire in The Hunger 0 ( 0 % )
Jenna Jameson in Private Parts 0 ( 0 % )
Andrea Thompson in Arli$$ 0 ( 0 % )
Kathryn Erbe in Dream With the Fishes 0 ( 0 % )
Olivia Williams in The Postman 0 ( 0 % )
Samantha Morton in Under the Skin 0 ( 0 % )
Gina Gershon in This World, Then the Fireworks 0 ( 0 % )
Alice Krige in Habitat 0 ( 0 % )
Sheryl Lee in Bliss 0 ( 0 % )
Sheryl Lee in This World, Then the Fireworks 0 ( 0 % )
Katrin Cartlidge in Career Girls 0 ( 0 % )
Emily Watson in Metroland 0 ( 0 % )
Francesca Neri in Live Flesh 0 ( 0 % )
Aimee Graham in Perdita Durango 0 ( 0 % )
Meilani Paul in The Corporate Ladder 0 ( 0 % )
Simone Bendix in The Informant 0 ( 0 % )
Elsa Zylberstein in Metroland 0 ( 0 % )
Amanda Ryan in Metroland 0 ( 0 % )
Kim Feeney in The Hunger 0 ( 0 % )
Demi Moore in G.I. Jane 0 ( 0 % )
Natasha Wagner in Quiet Days in Hollywood 0 ( 0 % )

That’s how he knows scientists are wrong about climate change

This is NOT from The Onion. He really said that.

The president also said that he is an environmentalist. “Everything I want and everything I have is clean. Clean is very important — water, air,” he said. “I want absolutely crystal clear water and I want the cleanest air on the planet and our air now is cleaner than it’s ever been. Very important to me.”