UPDATE:
OK, I got the message. Everybody loves Rollergirl. She got three times as many votes as the next best contender. In order get a better feel for the rest of the field, let’s drop Heather out of the running and vote for the SECOND-best scene of the year, keeping only the serious contenders in the race.
College Pigskin, Week 8 recap.
I don’t pretend to be an expert on college football, and I’d never be able to predict results, but I do follow it quite closely, and I never in a thousand guesses would have thought that #2 Ohio State would lose to Purdue by four touchdowns. That has to be the surprise of the year, if not the millennium. I have nothing against Ohio State, but I will say this: If you allow Purdue to score 49 on you, you’re not a plausible candidate for a national championship. To be fair, Purdue has scored a lot of points this year. That is their fifth consecutive week with 30 or more. They have won four in a row after losing their first three.
#4 Notre Dame had the week off. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, but it did pay off for them. They will probably rise to #3. Thanks, Purdue.
#12 Oregon got stampeded by Washington State. The game was 27-0 at halftime.
In the ever-surprising American Conference, UCF and South Florida stayed unbeaten, while Houston laid 49 on Navy to improve to 6-1. Only Cincinnati faltered, dropping their first game of the year to Temple in overtime. (That’s not as bad as it sounds. Temple was playing at home, and that team is surprisingly good. They are actually undefeated in conference play.)
And of course, Alabama was Alabama. They took a 28-0 lead in the first quarter, then coasted. They won by 37. That’s just another day at the track for them. Their average game for the year is a win by 38 (54-16). Sagarin’s computer ratings show them approximately a light year ahead of the rest of the field. The good news for those of us who root for underdogs is that Alabama may have a tough game next week. Stress: may. They will take on LSU (which should be #4 in the new polls after Ohio State falls a bit from their #2 perch) in Baton Rouge. If ‘Bama wins that one by 20 or more, you can count on them to coast to the championship game against Notre Dame or Clemson or whoever else can sneak in there.
It’s called La Fille d’Hérode for Larose Paris, 2016. Whatever. Anyway, she looks great and the quality is excellent. (You can set it for 1080hd if you play it on Vimeo.)
Here is another nice collage, if I do say so myself. (It’s one of mine. I’m no Johnny Moronic, but I do have a few moments now and then.) Helena did a rear-view open crotch shot in The Wings of the Dove.
While we’re at it, here are two more of my collages of her, one picturing her in a 1986 movie (Lady Jane), the other in 1997 (more of those zany Dove Wings). She was either 19 or 20 when that fireside scene was lensed in Lady Jane, and about 30 when she did her nude scenes in The Wings of the Dove.
Reese is topless in Twilight (1998).
(A lovely collage by one of the greatest and most prolific imaging artists in the history of the internet, Johnny Moronic.)
This stunt reminds me of Guy Caballero, the SCTV character with able legs who always used a wheelchair “for respect.”
I don’t have a great Guy Caballero clip, but here’s SCTV’s take on the 25th reunion show of Leave it to Beaver, with the late John Candy as the Beaver.
She posted this on her Instagram.
Of course you can’t really tell what’s up there. It may be panties or it may be the holiest of holies. (Large version.)
This is yet another of the many nude scenes Eva did in The Dreamers
This was the winner of our poll for the Best Nude Performance of 2004. It was the second most convincing victory in the history of our poll. (I doubt if anything will ever top the margin achieved by Katie Holmes in The Gift. That was truly the occasion when the times and the woman met.)
I personally chose Eva Green’s performance in The Dreamers as the best of the decade 2000-2009.
And if I ever make a list of the greatest nude performances in history, I may choose it as the top one there as well (although I’d have to give that one a lot of thought). And I’m not even a great fan of Eva. It was just that good.
Elle comes about as close to a nip-slip as possible without actually achieving one. The movie is Galveston (2018)
Maslany in an apres-sex scene from Two Lovers and a Bear (Bear not pictured.)
The curvy performer in a transparent top
Check out some of her latest Instagram shenanigans
Another case of mismatched carpet and drapes.
Although she did actually have some pubes at the time! Nowadays the carpet rarely exists, so there’s nothing to compare to the drapes.
This is, needless to say, from an episode of The Americans
Now THAT is good television! Oh, I’m kiddin’ around about the sex scene, but that series was great television.
Candice Swanepoel stark naked.
I never really noticed before how slim she is.
