Denis Mukwege and Nadia Murad win Nobel Peace Prize

“for their efforts to end the use of sexual violence as a weapon of war and armed conflict.”

President Trump was considered by the British oddsmakers to be one of the favorites, probably because of this peace-loving declaration:

All kidding aside, Trump probably deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than Obama deserved his. Obama had done absolutely nothing to earn one except to keep John McCain out of office, while Trump has made an effort to broker peace on the Korean peninsula, and he may yet succeed!

And, to be fair to DJT …

Who would not “bomb the shit out of” ISIS if they could? The problem is finding the pricks when they aren’t surrounded by human shields. But if I could find them in a camp in the desert somewhere, I’d bomb the shit out of ISIS, as well.

Of course I mean the rapin’, killin’ caliphate guys. I would never bomb Joanna Cameron.