Jerry Seinfeld Has Gone Insane After Attaining Complete Understanding Of What The Deal Is With Dry Cleaning

“After years of wondering about how dry cleaning works, Seinfeld recently ventured into a library and searched through dark and mildewing shelves of the reference section until he found an accursed book about industrial garment care. As he read the ancient tome, the hapless stand-up’s eyes widened in shock and tears streamed down his face while his mouth formed into a rictus grin of horrified delight. Hours later he put down the book and maniacally cackled, “I understand the deal now. I understand the deal with dry cleaning!”

I think we can all be thankful that he never learned what the deal was with airline peanuts.