And you just know I’m a real stickler for fashion.
Actually, I’m still wearing my softball jerseys from the 80s …
which wouldn’t be that bad, except that I’m wearing them to funerals, weddings and bar mitzvahs. Not to mention to have sex.
That last one is just hypothetical of course. I mean I would wear them if I had sex.
On another fashion note: they are ragging on Meghan for leaving the tag on her dress, but they are giving a free pass to her husband, whatever his name is (you know who I mean – the royal dude who looks like a hairy, cut-rate John McEnroe), for wearing a wrinkled off-white suit with Hush Puppy ankle booties. Is he still in prep school, trying not to scuff the floors?
Maybe they were fixin’ on returning the dress after she was done with it! 😎 You know Harry and Meghan are only millionaires while the rest of the family are multi-millionaires. Gotta cut corners SOMEwhere!