Pat Robertson: The Justice Department Must Investigate George Soros for Orchestrating the Migrant Caravan

Man, that Soros is everywhere.

As I’m sure you know, Soros is responsible for most of the evil in the world. He’s the guy responsible for ethnic cleansing, the Khashoggi murder, immigrant caravans, the Kardashians, the designated hitter, reality cooking shows, the DC movies, Siberian gulags, the genocide in Myanmar, my missing sock, 9-11, 7-11, the Oprah book club and the Chinese re-education camps. He even supplied the dogs that Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to.

2018 was a big year for him. This was the first year he passed Satan for the top spot on the Forbes Evil 100. It took him until he was 88 years young to finally pull it off, and oh, did he celebrate. (Two words: double Maalox!)

3 thoughts on “Pat Robertson: The Justice Department Must Investigate George Soros for Orchestrating the Migrant Caravan

  1. So many fine people dead before their time, but Pat Robertson just goes on and on. Maybe he is doing some good somewhere that we never hear about.

    1. You know, I don’t really know whether his ministry is doing good deeds. Perhaps he is the greatest man in the world, feeding the hungry, housing the homeless and clothing the naked at unprecedented rates, but we never read about anything but his crazy pronouncements.

      Or not.

  2. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t George Soros. Or something like that.

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