Trump says he has a “natural instinct for science”

That’s how he knows scientists are wrong about climate change

This is NOT from The Onion. He really said that.

The president also said that he is an environmentalist. “Everything I want and everything I have is clean. Clean is very important — water, air,” he said. “I want absolutely crystal clear water and I want the cleanest air on the planet and our air now is cleaner than it’s ever been. Very important to me.”

3 thoughts on “Trump says he has a “natural instinct for science”

  1. …and be sure to specify that you have a very good brain, they’re going to be curious about that. In fact, “I have a very good brain” is an acceptable answer to any question.
    They’re both grifters, don’t get me wrong, but if we had Hilary in there it would at least be a *good* grifter.

  2. Surely they asked whether you had any uncles who were scientists or engineers, or professors in those fields. I’ve heard if you answer “yes” to that, they won’t even ask any more questions.

  3. Yeah, I remember my dissertation defense. They wanted to hear all about my instincts.
    Christ, what an asshole.

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