Rachel did a cover and photo spread for the “Jef” mag, Mexicano version
Olivia Attwood is a glamour model and reality TV star from the UK.
Yeah, I know that barely qualifies her as a celebrity, but she looks cute here.
You recognize her as Fleur Delacour from the Harry Potter films.
Ruth spread open and showed it all in this 1994 film, but you couldn’t get much of a look at it. Fort Bushy was guarding the precious gold.
Thank heaven for this pic. I thought Lea would never get naked.
Actually, I googled “Lea Seydoux wearing clothing” and I was surprised that there were a few pics! Maybe they were ‘shopped.
I may have linked to this picture before, but it’s a nice one.
Eugenie Bouchard Instagram, Nov 5. Awesome!
“These dolls are not cheap. Made to look ultra-realistic, they usually cost around $2,000 each. In China, partly because of the one-child policy, there are now 34 million more men than there are women, according to the latest census. More and more men are turning to sex dolls for companionship.”
This is probably the best state slogan since Arkansas had “Home of the firm, calloused handshake.”
Although I like Oklahoma’s “Don’t ask. We don’t know what a sooner is either.”
Or Wyoming’s “Plenty of free parking.”
Or maybe New Jersey’s “No slogan. You gotta problem wit dat?”
“Prescriptions – Guns – Ammo”
Providing the tri-state area with quality pharmacy services and firepower!
This place is almost heaven. If they also operated a brothel, they would meet all of life’s needs.
Homer Simpson once claimed that beer was the solution to all of life’s problems, as well as the cause, but I’m thinking McCaysville Drug & Gun may have an even stronger claim to both parts of that equation. You can get wasted, then get a gun to commit a violent crime. And when you return, you can take advantage of old man McCay’s friendly refund policy, and turn the murder weapon back in for full store credit! That means you can get bandages and pain-killers to treat the wounds you suffered in the police shoot-out.
And best of all, most insurance plans are accepted, so you can start getting those drugs for free, or close to it, as soon as you meet your deductible!
Screw all those pictures of sexy women and beautiful landscapes. Here is the right way to usher in 2019.
The publisher claims, “BrownTrout’s keen eye for contemporary design and trends makes us the preferred supplier in this product category.” I’m guessing they are not only the preferred supplier, but probably the only supplier, of Goats-in-Trees calendars.
The Europeans really know how to do reality shows. Adam sucht Eva is a naked dating show from RTL. Many other European countries have been running the same show for years. (Info from Wikipedia)
“British reality star Jessica Wright was a sexy vampire for Halloween and apparently vampires in Britain wear see-through dresses and no bras.”
… again, as the Good Lord intended.
This is the Coen Brothers’ first made-for-Netflix film. It will be in a few theaters Thursday or Friday, and on Netflix as of the 16th
“At 100 years old … Halle Berry is still doing good things. With her nipples. Bringing it how it’s gotta be brung.”
Per Batty: “New Polish show Ślepnąc od Świateł (Blinded by the lights) premiered last Saturday, and I finally watched the whole season. Show is pretty amazing with some very nice nudity. In Episode 1, 36-year old Marta Malikowska shows breasts while lying in bath and talking on phone.”
I have not seen this before, but it seems to be real. The tattoos match.
The scene was on the first VHS prints of the film, but I don’t think you’ll find it in any recent media. It is not on the DVD I watched.
This movie was released a long time ago, but I believe the House of Exorcism is still there. It has gone through many owners and is now a Day Spa, operating as The House of Exorcism and Aromatherapy. It’s full service. The current owners will take away your wrinkles as well as your demons.
All those troubles go away while you are being relaxed by some soothing New Age music. I think Yanni and Zamfir do their live Christmas Concert every year. The demons definitely stay clear of that. Even archfiends from the lowest depths of hell have some standards.
This was her best nude scene, in a movie called Circle of Two. (1981) She was showing her stuff to an aged Richard Burton, who told her to get dressed.
(So you KNOW he was a talented actor, because that horny bastard seldom passed up a chance like this in real life. She was 17 at the time. Burton was 55 and looked older.)
The entire movie is on Youtube (below)
If you click on this, it goes directly to the nude scene, but you can always go back to the start if you want to watch the entire crappy movie.
Y’know, most women are content just to flash one pussy, but Sahara Ray apparently has several to spare.
(I guess it’s just the way her upper thigh folded.)
The structure of Love Actually is sheer genius.
If you’re like me, it’s not easy for you to get through a movie without a pee break. I need to leave, but hate to because I don’t want to miss anything.
About halfway through Love Actually, the director actually provides a pee break. Rowan Atkinson does some interminably long, slapstick routine as a salesman gift-wrapping something or another with excessive ostentation. I’m not sure exactly what he did, because I was pissing, but it was such juvenile humor that it would have embarrassed Jerry Lewis.
So if this movie comes up on cable or something and you can’t pause it, just wait until you see Mr. Fucking Bean, and leave to take a nice, relaxing whizz. You have a full three minutes where absolutely nothing happens. Bean will be finishing up his fumbling and silly faces just as you return. And this works out well because the rest of the movie is pretty damned good!
I think I speak for all middle-aged and elderly men when I say that Mr. Bean should be placed in the middle of every movie in a totally unnecessary three-minute scene. That way I would know exactly when to hit the head. This would be especially useful in the middle of one of those twisty thrillers, because I hate missing a crucial plot development. It doesn’t even matter if it’s a heavy drama. Hell, it can be a Eugene O’Neill script, or the filmed version of a Russian play, or even fucking King Lear. Bean won’t break the mood because he’s never funny anyway, just annoying. Anyway, if it’s some highbrow period piece, just say he’s the court jester or something.
But you should do this only for the theatrical release. You can cut his smarmy, mugging face out of the Blu-Ray, because I can pause that to take a leak.
Christina Aguilera in a transparent blouse. If I have seen it before, I don’t recall it.
She’s inching closer to nudity. Her sister does not seem to be.
This is shocking.
I don’t believe Trump really said that …
… without using the N word.
Another choice Trump remark:
“Name one country run by a black person that’s not a shithole. Name one city.”
Wait! I know that one. The USA, 2009-2016