“Prescriptions – Guns – Ammo”
Providing the tri-state area with quality pharmacy services and firepower!
This place is almost heaven. If they also operated a brothel, they would meet all of life’s needs.
Homer Simpson once claimed that beer was the solution to all of life’s problems, as well as the cause, but I’m thinking McCaysville Drug & Gun may have an even stronger claim to both parts of that equation. You can get wasted, then get a gun to commit a violent crime. And when you return, you can take advantage of old man McCay’s friendly refund policy, and turn the murder weapon back in for full store credit! That means you can get bandages and pain-killers to treat the wounds you suffered in the police shoot-out.
And best of all, most insurance plans are accepted, so you can start getting those drugs for free, or close to it, as soon as you meet your deductible!
Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin has a had a liquor-and-gun store for many years:
http://www.starkssportshop.com/
And Waukegan, Illinois has a less startling but more felicitously named cigar and firearms store:
http://www.smokengun.org/