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“Katie Holmes turns heads in tiny black bikini while on mega yacht with boyfriend Jamie Foxx”
Those magnificent breasts from The Gift are gone, but she looks very shipshape at 40.
Wait! Joey from Dawson’s Creek is 40 already? Day-um!
Caroline Vreeland’s sexy photo was snapped by the legendary Sante D’Orazio
You often hear about how somebody “rocked a bikini,” and then you are disappointed at the alleged proof. There’s no disappointment here. Ms. Bell really rocked a bikini!
That’s a prosthetic belly. Demi wasn’t really pregnant when she made this film, but decided to let life mimic art almost immediately thereafter. This movie finished primary photography in June of 1987, and she got pregnant with Rumer about five months later. The film wasn’t released until April of 1988, so Demi was really about 4-5 months pregnant when it premiered. (Rumor was born in August.)
Another publishing coup for the paparazzi. Who could have dreamed we would some day see Miley Cyrus topless?
Why don’t those guys follow Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings around for a while?
God bless PETA for getting women like Christian Serratos to get naked in public. I got so excited when I saw her that I had to go out and buy a new leather couch, and some mink-lined snakeskin boots. Of course I stopped for lunch while I was shopping. My favorite snack is a Cute Baby Seal Sandwich from my favorite restaurant, Politically Incorrect.
She looks kinda sorta like a younger Rebecca Romijn.
Felicity Jones in an episode of Servants, an obscure 2003 mini-series from the UK.
It’s a cute scene, and her only nudity. She was 19 at the time, and oh-so-sexy!
You young guys probably know her better as Jyn Erso in various Star Wars productions.
She was also a regular on Orange is the New Black
Especially against an SEC powerhouse.
What, no bowl game for Rutgers?
Purdue allowed 56 in the first half before Auburn stopped passing, and sent in the fourth string, the cheerleaders, the band and the special olympians to run out the clock with running plays. Auburn used 10 different ball carriers, some of them still wearing their band uniforms, and those awkward uniforms really hurt their game. It’s illegal to grab a face mask, but the rules are inexplicably silent when it comes to epaulettes.
The number of bowl games may have gotten out of hand. Purdue finished the season 6-7, and set the dubious record of allowing the most points in any half of a bowl game. This wasn’t the first lopsided bowl of the season. Earlier in the month, Army set the record for the greatest margin of victory in a bowl game, with a 70-14 shellacking of Houston.
Well, anyway, the big four play tomorrow, but Notre Dame and Oklahoma face some long odds.
It’s been tough to find much to laugh about this year. But Britain’s most savage satirist is going to give it a go …
“Consider the plight of the satirist. I know you’ve got your own plight, and there are only so many plights that you can consider at any one time, and that the plight of the satirist might even seem to you to be one of the easier plights.”
“Theresa May dancing on stage at the Conservative Party conference looked like an uncloaked Dementor on a hen weekend.”
I mean, this chick is en fuego.
Miss Congo, Dorcas Kasinde, won the Miss Africa beauty pageant Friday, but “immediately after she was crowned, her hair went up in flames.”
UPDATE: new bikini today
She’s one of those clueless aristocrats like the ones in movies about the British in India and Africa. You know the ones: “I do say, Jeeves, bring me another gin and quinine, and do shoot that frightful noisy beggar at the gates.” That quote I made up, but here’s a real one from Lady Hervey: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”
A 71-year-old Frenchman set sail across the Atlantic on Wednesday in a barrel-shaped orange capsule, hoping to reach the Caribbean within three months thanks to ocean currents alone.
Think about that. He will spend three months inside a barrel if everything goes right.
She is wearing a granny bikini, and is barely recognizable.
Aya Wolf’s performance in MIA will contend for the top spot in our annual poll this year (coming soon!). This topless scene is just a tiny fraction of what she did in the film, but it shows off her beautiful shape.
Whoa! There’s a real scoop – E-Rat topless. How did they get that picture? Break out the Pulitzer Prize!