What actually happens on Sex Island?

Let me guess – is it … sex?

‘Diary’ written by ‘tourist who visited Sex Island resort’ describes in detail events said to have taken place including golf tournaments where the prize was an orgy with 100 women”

This headline from the Daily Mail is shocking and scandalous.

Not because of the sex stuff, but because they had all those words to work with and did not print any of them in ALL CAPS!

When they make the Sex Island TV series, I want to be Mr. Rourke. My Tattoo will be Yao Ming, as we pull the ol’ switcheroo.