Every bowl game, ranked by entertainment value

There are now 80 teams playing in bowl games, which includes just about everyone but Rutgers, so this page is helpful in sorting out which games might be worth watching.

But the more important task is to determine which bowl games have the silliest names.

Examples:

Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl
Cheez-It Bowl
San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl

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UPDATE:

Here are the Vegas odds on all the bowl games. Some examples:

Alabama by 14 over Oklahoma
Clemson by 11 over Notre Dame
LSU by 8 over UCF
Georgia by 11 over Texas
Ohio State by 6 over Washington