Trump claimed that former presidents have told him they should have built the border wall when they were in office. Needless to say, that was a total fabrication. You know that, I know it, Trump knows it, Mulvaney knows it, and everyone in the press knows it. So how does Mulvaney weasel out of it?
Bring back Scaramucci. The Mooch would have said, “Hey, he made that shit up to get you all worked up. Mission accomplished! Psych!” And then he would have done that thing where he pretends to extend his hand to shake yours, but instead just keeps raising the hand to smooth his hair.
The Republicans are weird about nomenclature. Decades ago, they started calling the Democratic Party the Democrat Party. They think they are making some kind of derogatory point.
And what the fuck is this “Leader” shit?
Mulvaney referred to “Leader Shumer”, and I’ve heard people speak about “Leader McCarthy” (I guess it’s “Leader Hoyer” now.)
That’s a made up title, not in the Constitution. And we aren’t Boris Badenov.
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Dear Leader would be better. Fearless Leader would be best. Or why not just use the German word for leader (führer). I can’t decide:
Deal Leader Shumer
Fearless Leader Shumer
Führer Shumer
Wait, after saying them aloud, I’ve decided. Führer Shumer has just the right ring.