Birthday girl Paris Hilton is 38 today

Although Paris’s best filmed performances are from, let us say kindly, non-theatrical releases, she did have a brief stab at (insert hand-quotes here) acting. Here is her 2005 strip scene in House of Wax.

(Or was it House of Wacks?)

She was about 23 at the time.

That could have been a contender for Nude Scene of the Year if she had been willing to go all the way. As it is, she just showed off a really tight body in underwear.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.