Constance Jablonski topless with edibles

Given her trim figure, I assume that is more bread than she has eaten in her lifetime.

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Wikipedia says:

“Prior to becoming a model, she had wanted to be a tennis player and was a keen competitive player for nine years.”

3 thoughts on “Constance Jablonski topless with edibles

  1. It always cracks me up when “people in the street” get reporters to quote them when they call themselves “Heywood Zhablom,” but spell it “Jablome,” or some similar variant, thus allowing it to appear in print or on the chyron.

  2. Constance Jablonski always reminds me of the first person to be on the internet: Heywood Jablomie.

    1. The NatLamp had a great fake name in their High School Yearbook parody, Well, OK, they had many, but my favorite was Dwight Mannsburden. I’ve vowed to use that if ever I become a “man on the street.”

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